Why, hello there. My name’s Elizabeth,  though I’m known on the interwebs as Eclairification. I’m 17, from Oklahoma, USA,  and Aussieninja’s asked me to contribute to his blog. Don’t ask me, I have no idea why either.  But I’ll do my best.

So, here in Tulsa, Oklahoma, we’re in the middle of an ice storm. The roads are completely frozen over, and newscasters are constantly reminding us that, if (meaning when) we get in a wreck, we should not call 911 unless someone’s life is threatened, so that emergency workers can stick to the important stuff.